Where's that cucking funt Jem?

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Where's that cucking funt Jem?

Post by caveman on Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:52 am

Is he deid or is he hiding in the sewers? "Come out of there you little bat rastard!" Laughing
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Post by lwt big cheese on Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:32 am

Mmm a little wooing going on here.


Hubba hubba
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Post by dungbeetle on Fri Jun 03, 2011 3:51 pm

He's about somewhere.
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Post by lwt big cheese on Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:15 am

Can't argue with that logic.
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Post by Jem on Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:53 pm

Here I am......................I been spending some time with Jean as I don't see a great deal of her since we both work in different places now

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Post by caveman on Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:50 pm

That makes sense mate good on you.

Jem, have you ever heard the song "Oh Jean" by the Proclaimers? You should buy it for your missus' birthday - it will give you both a laugh. Very Happy
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Post by Jem on Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:12 pm

No I have not but I will look it up and let you know

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Post by Jem on Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:21 pm

Fuckin brilliant ......................Every word

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Post by caveman on Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:59 pm

Did your missus think so!!!? Very Happy
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Post by Jem on Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:37 pm

Well she saw the funny side

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Post by caveman on Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:35 am

Nice girl!
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Post by Jem on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:31 pm

Where the fuck have you gone again Cavey??????.....................By the way boys, the firm have taken me on permanently now, the money is still shit but I have a job and that's the main thing. Oh and the bastard rioting fuck wits did a right good job on my town centre, Croydon might not be such a great place but it's MY FUCKING HOME

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Post by Alan H on Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:23 pm

No rioting up here. Mind you, no coons either.
Wonder if that has owt to do with it?
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:52 am

No coons here and no rioting either. I think that proves it.
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Post by Jem on Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:15 pm

There was coons and fucking white chav scum cunts too all sorts of shit there boys

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Post by Jem on Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:16 pm

But where the fuck is Cavey?

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Post by Jem on Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:17 pm

I want another bike too but I got no bleedin money

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Re: Where's that cucking funt Jem?

Post by Alan H on Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:11 am

Have a pretend one.
You know the sort of thing - like Cheeseys imaginary friend. Very Happy
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:15 am

Correct me if I am wrong, but doesnt Chav = white boys trying to be black? They have the nigger talk etc?
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Post by Alan H on Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:36 am

Prolly. Not certain, not being either 'bleck' or 'chav'.
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Re: Where's that cucking funt Jem?

Post by caveman on Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:52 am

Jem wrote:Where the fuck have you gone again Cavey??????.....................By the way boys, the firm have taken me on permanently now, the money is still shit but I have a job and that's the main thing. Oh and the bastard rioting fuck wits did a right good job on my town centre, Croydon might not be such a great place but it's MY FUCKING HOME

I'm still here Jem...occasionally. I'm mostly playing games on the xbox 'cos I've not got much of a fucking life anymore...I go to sleep scared and wake up even more scared, I'm fed up being fucking scared every fucking day. Also, as I don't like to appear as if I'm whining too much, I just don't login very often anymore incase you bastards call me a fucking whining scared cunt.

Really glad to hear that you've got a permanent job now mate, hope your life is on the up - you both fucking deserve it.

As for the "rioting fucktards" I've just shot Captain fucking Farrell with both barrels at least 10 fucking times! That cunt Molly really shafted the silly tit!

Good luck mate. Smile Smile Smile











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