oooh, oooh, oooh!

Me tomarters are tomatering, and the cucumbers (no, not tomartering, obviously) and the golder berries (cape gooseberries) are doing their stuff. me plums have dropped off or been eaten by the birds (fnarr, fnarr) and the ordinary goosegogs have been snaffled (little feathered bastids). And all the rest seem to be doing well. Pity the rain doesn't piss off & let the sun through.
Ah well, that's gardening for yer.

I used a feed and weed type stuff on the lawn.

It tells you how many grams to put on per square metre. How the fuck are you supposed to know what that means?

I now have a lawn with dead stripes

1 gram is about 4 lines.