Just got back from hospital

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Just got back from hospital

Post by Bill (the boss) on Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:48 am

I've been in hospital this morning,having a mole removed from my penis.
Wont be shagging one of them again...
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Post by caveman on Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:09 pm

I don't know why I laughed at that, I've already read it twice before and both times I laughed like a hyena. It's those kind of jokes that got me six of the best every single day in Secondary school and a kick up the arse in Sunday school - thank fuck I left that shite at nine years old otherwise I might've been damaged irrecoverably eh? Laughing

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Post by dungbeetle on Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:08 pm

That's like the................ two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap", and the other replies, "yes it does doesn't it",.......... makes I chuckle every time.
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Re: Just got back from hospital

Post by Alan H on Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:18 am

Kids humpur - the best. Watch Shaun the Sheep on BBC. It's not a kids programme, too much inuendo and detail. Cryingly funny, there's even a scottish version.
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Re: Just got back from hospital

Post by Bill (the boss) on Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:29 pm

What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!! (courtesy of Sponge Bob)


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Re: Just got back from hospital

Post by Alan H on Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:26 pm

Spoge? Has another 'n' been eaten? Laughing

I know what you meant really Bill!!!
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