Just got back from hospital

I've been in hospital this morning,having a mole removed from my penis.
Wont be shagging one of them again...

I don't know why I laughed at that, I've already read it twice before and both times I laughed like a hyena. It's those kind of jokes that got me six of the best every single day in Secondary school and a kick up the arse in Sunday school - thank fuck I left that shite at nine years old otherwise I might've been damaged irrecoverably eh?

That's like the................ two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap", and the other replies, "yes it does doesn't it",.......... makes I chuckle every time.

Kids humpur - the best. Watch Shaun the Sheep on BBC. It's not a kids programme, too much inuendo and detail. Cryingly funny, there's even a scottish version.

What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!! (courtesy of Sponge Bob)

Spoge? Has another 'n' been eaten?

I know what you meant really Bill!!!