I've been busy............

from this...............



To this.................

Thats noice that is. Roight noice.

God, I bet that's a twat to clean!

Very nice though.


Have a sunshine......

what's it like to ride the wankler?

I would think it is exciting in short spurts

But it's

GINGER !!!!!

So are my pubes and you didnt complain about them.

mingling with the beard they might have turned antique pink perhaps. it wouldn't be that flamboyant anymore in the heat of the action.




what's the letter shoot thingies on the front and back? is that some kind of defensive missile launcher device or some kind of infrasonic weapon? it looks dangerous!

Bill (the boss) wrote:So are my pubes and you didnt complain about them.

It was dark!

rattleshake wrote:what's it like to ride the wankler?

It's very smooth, so smooth you can feel the tranny and final drive rumbling away.

Anything up to 65mph is really nice cos you can hear the motor drone like a doodlebug, after that you can just hear wind noise, I love it, but you only get 80 miles to a tank full, boo hoo.

dungbeetle wrote:80 miles to a tank full

ah well, doesn't matter, need a pint in between anyway.

Exactly, and it stops your ass going numb on a long ride.

So, if someone fucks your arse when it is numb, does it feel like someone else is doing it?

Bill (the boss) wrote:So, if someone fucks your arse when it is numb, does it feel like someone else is doing it?

im very confused.

If you lay on your arm until it goes numb, then have a wank, it feels like someone else is doing it.