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Post by Alan H on Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:05 am

Little bastards. Feckin hate 'em.

that's all.
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Post by lwt big cheese on Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:44 am

How do you bleed a a wasp?

Or was that the question?
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Post by Alan H on Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:42 am

Oh I know how to bleed them. It involves squashing the little twats.
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Post by Alan H on Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:46 am

I think they don't like that insectopissoff.

They're all curled up fast asleep now (well, they might be a bit deader than fast asleep, but you get the picture).

I can dig me taters out of the shit pile without getting stung now. Woohoo!

Little (dead) bastids. (Wasps not taters).
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Post by lwt big cheese on Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:19 pm

Couldn't you have worn bike leathers and a fullface - to save all that death and destruction?

Bad karma, man...
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Post by Alan H on Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:16 pm

I ent got some leathers.

Bad karma mybe, but good wasps ..........now!
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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by rattleshake on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:11 am

do they need DOT4 or DOT5?
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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Bill (the boss) on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:33 am

Dot fucking big hammer
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Post by rattleshake on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:59 am

hope they don't land on the OL's head then.

your avatar is creepy as hell!
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Post by lwt big cheese on Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:13 pm

So's yours you ginger bastard!

Very Happy
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Post by Alan H on Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:45 pm

Chris Evans crossed with Beaker off the Muppets! Brill!!!
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Post by rattleshake on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:36 am

lwt big cheese wrote:So's yours you ginger bastard!
Very Happy

THIN ICE!
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Post by lwt big cheese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:06 pm

So you're a ginger then?

I see the sperm bank has banned donations from gingers.

No one wants them...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/8768598/Sperm-bank-turns-down-redheads.html
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Post by rattleshake on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:30 pm

lwt big cheese wrote:So you're a ginger then?

no, i'm 6'5 @ 16.5st pirat
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Post by lwt big cheese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:31 pm

What? I said ginger not midget!!!
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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by rattleshake on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:32 pm

why do i think about sodomy toilet porn?

darn internet fucks with my mind.


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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Bill (the boss) on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:32 pm

Ginger Beer?
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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by lwt big cheese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:35 pm

Good grief.
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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by rattleshake on Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:49 pm

beer? you saved my brain from a meltdown. fucking internet, what has been seen can't be unseen! i've seen it all, it's like an armed bomb waiting for someone to trigger.

anyone ever heard of "canstruction"? another thing i don't want to know. but i do. google it!

it'll pobably be my last thought on earth if i'm really unlucky when dieing.
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Post by lwt big cheese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:05 pm

I don't think I'm going to Google that.

I once though Two Girls One Cup might be good to Google.

I'm still scrubbing my eyeballs.
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Post by rattleshake on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:06 pm

lwt big cheese wrote:I don't think I'm going to Google that.

now you have to, or you'll never know! it could be something enrichening your future life! What a Face
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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by lwt big cheese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:12 pm

No.

I've been caught to many times.
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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Bill (the boss) on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:14 pm

Is canstruction in google images?
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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Bill (the boss) on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:15 pm

Boring.........

What you need is blue waffle, google images, safe search off.
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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Bill (the boss) on Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:20 pm

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