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Bleeding wasps

Post by Alan H on Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:05 am

Little bastards. Feckin hate 'em.

that's all.

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by lwt big cheese on Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:44 pm

How do you bleed a a wasp?

Or was that the question?

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Alan H on Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:42 pm

Oh I know how to bleed them. It involves squashing the little twats.

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Alan H on Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:46 pm

I think they don't like that insectopissoff.

They're all curled up fast asleep now (well, they might be a bit deader than fast asleep, but you get the picture).

I can dig me taters out of the shit pile without getting stung now. Woohoo!

Little (dead) bastids. (Wasps not taters).

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by lwt big cheese on Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:19 pm

Couldn't you have worn bike leathers and a fullface - to save all that death and destruction?

Bad karma, man...

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Alan H on Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:16 pm

I ent got some leathers.

Bad karma mybe, but good wasps ..........now!

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by rattleshake on Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:11 am

do they need DOT4 or DOT5?

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Bill (the boss) on Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:33 am

Dot fucking big hammer

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by rattleshake on Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:59 am

hope they don't land on the OL's head then.

your avatar is creepy as hell!

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by lwt big cheese on Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:13 pm

So's yours you ginger bastard!

Very Happy

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by Alan H on Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:45 pm

Chris Evans crossed with Beaker off the Muppets! Brill!!!

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by rattleshake on Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:36 am

lwt big cheese wrote:So's yours you ginger bastard!
Very Happy


THIN ICE!

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by lwt big cheese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:06 pm

So you're a ginger then?

I see the sperm bank has banned donations from gingers.

No one wants them...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/8768598/Sperm-bank-turns-down-redheads.html

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by rattleshake on Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:30 pm

lwt big cheese wrote:So you're a ginger then?


no, i'm 6'5 @ 16.5st pirat

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Re: Bleeding wasps

Post by lwt big cheese on Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:31 pm

What? I said ginger not midget!!!

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