I wish to apologise

ah ffs, that's awful.

And when you let one rip everyone in the caravan can hear it and smell it!!

Probably feel the vibrations too!!!

and the whole neighbourhood.

No, we are only going on posh sites with proper bogs. The 'van bog is only for emergency use (pissing during nighttime) so I don't have to get dressed to pee. Unless dysentery strikes of course!
The overcrowded lawn bit doesn't happen. Plenty of room between pitches and if you don't want to talk to anyone then you don't have to. Chatsworth this weekend, I think the Duke serves bikkies about 4 in the afternoon!
Being a gregarious type, however, I like to meet folks so that int a problem.

Seriously cool? It could be if I wanted as it has aircon.

Of course you have to pay. Everyone pays for holidays - some just pay less than others. I like paying less than others. Adults only sites too - lovely! No friggin' kids about, woohoo!

I'd sooner do the caravan stuff than meet shitloads of pissed up idiots with screaming kids on a crowded beach somewhere and pay even more.

Its all changed. Years ago it was all about meeting like minded individules, sharing a beer and a barbeque.

Now it's knobbers sitting in double glazed, centrally heated boxes watching satellite TV on their own!

They won't even let you on site if you've made your own campervan!!
Ask me how I know. Wankers.

Plenty of OK folks at Chatsworth caravan park over the weekend.
A nice time was drank by all!

I don't fit into the other stuff as we don't watch telly.
The 'van is centrally heated though, although t'was the aircon that got a workout over the last two days.

Did you take the bike in the 'van?

No, t'was a chillout weekend. Just a bottle opener really.

No pants?

Some of the time..........

cool

No betty swollocks anyway. I can understand why Cavey wears skirts now!!!

I don't think they ever get betty swallocks up there. It's always bastard freezing.

great balls of fire anyone?

No thanks.

Alan H wrote:No betty swollocks anyway. I can understand why Cavey wears skirts now!!!

Bastard, you promised not to tell!

lwt big cheese wrote:I don't think they ever get betty swallocks up there. It's always bastard freezing.

I do because my balls are fucking humongously large, generating 10 watts per nut at least, thereby keeping my nether regions verging on tropical like temperatures, ergo my swallocks are mega betty come summer or winter.

I reckon you just have small legs and your balls just seem big.

Nut dragger?

hi alan. can ya float it over the pond so i can see it? those things sure are nice. wish i had one.

rattleshake wrote:great balls of fire anyone?

what made milwaukee famous has made a fool out of me.whole lotta shakin goin on.whos' barn?my barn. yall make jerry lee proud now.

lwt big cheese wrote:I reckon you just have small legs and your balls just seem big.

Hey, just 'cos your avvy is huge compared to mine doesn't mean that I'm a midget!

Well actually, it does...

Alan H wrote:Nut dragger?

Humongous nut dragger matey!


Btw, a fecking cracking pikey wagon you have there old chap.

Bastard!

He's off to Dale Farm...

The yogurt place?

Thanks Cavey.