Little Johnny
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Little Johnny
by Bill (the boss) Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:05 am
Teacher asks her class if anyone knows a story from the Bible.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Yes Miss, I can tell you about David and Goliath."
"OK, carry on Littl Johnny," says the teacher.
"Well, to cut a long story short, David killed Goliath, and then he got on his motorbike and fucked off," said Little Johnny.
The teacher says, "You're right to an extent, David did kill Goliath, but back then they never had motorbikes."
"Yes they did, and I can prove it," replies Little Johnny, then he opens up his Bible, turns to page 354 and says, "It says in here that when David killed Goliath all you could hear was the roar of his Triumph!"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Yes Miss, I can tell you about David and Goliath."
"OK, carry on Littl Johnny," says the teacher.
"Well, to cut a long story short, David killed Goliath, and then he got on his motorbike and fucked off," said Little Johnny.
The teacher says, "You're right to an extent, David did kill Goliath, but back then they never had motorbikes."
"Yes they did, and I can prove it," replies Little Johnny, then he opens up his Bible, turns to page 354 and says, "It says in here that when David killed Goliath all you could hear was the roar of his Triumph!"
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Re: Little Johnny
by Bill (the boss) Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:37 am
Yes, but you were around when the Bible was first written.!!
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