I am pissed off to say the least

Oops, but your economy with words sometimes confuses me Cheesy.

Yep. Last I heard there is improvement but have not heard for a couple of weeks.

No news must be god news...

Or good.

Update is that my mate has made a full recovery but his son is still in hospital, in a bad way and my mate is taking it hard, real hard and it's fucking heart breaking.

Why do people have to fucking do these sort of things to other people????? I hope they all suffer really long and painful deaths.

A twelve bore is not very good for long range work, unless melted wax is poured into the shell. Goes a long way then and does more damage.

Just for information, like.

Dunno what happened or why, but what goes round usually comes round. Even if you have to make it.

Check you PM's Al

I'll change the previous statement. You need a sniper rifle.

Sorry to hear that Jem. I really hope the youngster gets better as soon as possible. As for wankers hurting folks, well there's no answer to that is there?

Except maybe the sniper option that that cunt Al mentioned.

I already said that. No wonder you fuckers lost the wall war.

Naw we didn't we just made the wall a wee touch higher to keep the 'food' inside safe and fresh.

You've heard of the Scottish cannibal Sawney Bean?

Well I'm a direct descendant of some of the hams he had hanging in his cave - yep, you guessed it, I'm the dreaded Cavey Bean.

More like a Caveburger!!!

Gerrit up ye!

The poor little sod is still asleep, not in a coma, apparently there is a difference but not to my mate, and still no bastard has been charged with anything, Am I angry????? what do you think?