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Re: Wanking!!!

Post by caveman on Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:17 pm

I'm already from the neck up mate, so I reckon completley.

I'm a glass half full sort of guy in't I? Laughing
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Post by Jem on Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:06 pm

Wanking is all that is left now..........

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Post by caveman on Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:56 pm

Wife fucked off Jem?
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Post by Alan H on Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:00 am

You don't have to cuddle it 'after'. Win, win.
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Post by Jem on Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:56 am

caveman wrote:Wife fucked off Jem?

No mate she's still here

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Post by Alan H on Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:10 pm

You're just a tramp Cheesey!!
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Post by Jem on Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:07 pm

Stiill Wanking, but it's better than no sex at all.............................I spose

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Post by Alan H on Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:59 pm

Bad on the eyes though.
Your specs prescription ok nowadays?
Positive thing about wanking is that if you sit on your hand for a bit before you start, it feels like somebody else is doing it for you.

Allegedly.
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Post by caveman on Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:25 pm

Jem wrote:Stiill Wanking, but it's better than no sex at all.............................I spose
Why you not shagging her Jem?

Get right fucking in there afore ye snuff it! Laughing
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Post by caveman on Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:32 pm

Alan H wrote:Bad on the eyes though.
Your specs prescription ok nowadays?
Positive thing about wanking is that if you sit on your hand for a bit before you start, it feels like somebody else is doing it for you.

Allegedly.
Neither is true Al you auld wanker! Laughing

Just get some decent (or indecent) wanking material, ergo, hard on stuff, that'll see the wee chap off to sleep of an evening. Very Happy
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Post by Alan H on Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:10 am

Only what I've been told Ray. They could have been lying I suppose.
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:18 am

Maybe this'll help



Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:23 am


Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Re: Wanking!!!

Post by Alan H on Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:18 am

Scary.
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Re: Wanking!!!

Post by caveman on Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:43 pm

Bill (the boss) wrote:Maybe this'll help





Nice tits and hairy blurt, shame about the boat race though. Razz
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:15 am

I didnt notice she had a face!

Bollocks I cant stop this!
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