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Post by caveman on Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:17 am

I'm already from the neck up mate, so I reckon completley.

I'm a glass half full sort of guy in't I? Laughing
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Post by Jem on Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:06 am

Wanking is all that is left now..........

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Post by caveman on Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:56 am

Wife fucked off Jem?
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Post by Alan H on Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:00 am

You don't have to cuddle it 'after'. Win, win.
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Post by Jem on Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:56 am

caveman wrote:Wife fucked off Jem?

No mate she's still here

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Post by Alan H on Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:10 pm

You're just a tramp Cheesey!!
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Post by Jem on Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:07 pm

Stiill Wanking, but it's better than no sex at all.............................I spose

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Post by Alan H on Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:59 am

Bad on the eyes though.
Your specs prescription ok nowadays?
Positive thing about wanking is that if you sit on your hand for a bit before you start, it feels like somebody else is doing it for you.

Allegedly.
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Post by caveman on Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:25 am

Jem wrote:Stiill Wanking, but it's better than no sex at all.............................I spose
Why you not shagging her Jem?

Get right fucking in there afore ye snuff it! Laughing
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Post by caveman on Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:32 am

Alan H wrote:Bad on the eyes though.
Your specs prescription ok nowadays?
Positive thing about wanking is that if you sit on your hand for a bit before you start, it feels like somebody else is doing it for you.

Allegedly.
Neither is true Al you auld wanker! Laughing

Just get some decent (or indecent) wanking material, ergo, hard on stuff, that'll see the wee chap off to sleep of an evening. Very Happy
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Post by Alan H on Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:10 am

Only what I've been told Ray. They could have been lying I suppose.
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:18 am

Maybe this'll help



Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:23 am


Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Post by Alan H on Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:18 am

Scary.
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Post by caveman on Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:43 am

Bill (the boss) wrote:Maybe this'll help





Nice tits and hairy blurt, shame about the boat race though. Razz
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:15 am

I didnt notice she had a face!

Bollocks I cant stop this!
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