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Another hobby

Post by caveman on Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:38 pm

Archery, I bloody love it. Nothing fancy, just a cheap bow or two and plenty of decent arrows to 'kill' all those large round bales of straw in the fields. Laughing

By "decent arrows", I mean wooden ones with real feathers for fletches not those horrible carbon fibre ones with plastic/nylon type fletches.

I've about a hundred or so wooden arrows that I've made/assembled myself from separate parts that can be bought from specialist suppliers - and they are a delight to loose! Cool

I've no pics but I'll get some soon and post them up.
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Re: Another hobby

Post by lwt big cheese on Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:13 am

Feltching, did you say?
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Re: Another hobby

Post by caveman on Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:33 pm

Pervert.
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Re: Another hobby

Post by Bill (the boss) on Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:43 am

Have you tried getting some venison with them?

Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Re: Another hobby

Post by lwt big cheese on Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:15 am

You could spit roast a rat on one.
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Re: Another hobby

Post by caveman on Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:55 pm

Strange you should say that Mr Cheese!

A while back , I was out in the garden 'playing' with my bow 'n arrows when a mate popped in and seeing the bow asked if he could have a go as he'd never tried it before.

He duly fired off half a dozen or so into the nearby stubble field and when I went to collect them I could only find five - bugger, oh well, I said to him, I'll search for it later.

Well, a couple of days later I remembered about the bloody thing and as it was dry and sunny I decided to search for the bastard - after an hour and half I found the fucker, but you'll never guess what was on the pointy end of it!?

cat ? Nope, pig ? Nope, clown ? Nope, elephant ? Nope, rendeer ? Nope, rabbit ? Nope, farao ? Nope, alien ? Nope, santa ? Nope.







A fucking MOOSE!







Well a mouse actually (I'm Scottish fur fucks sake!) Laughing Laughing
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Re: Another hobby

Post by lwt big cheese on Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:05 am

And that was (of course) his intended target!
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Re: Another hobby

Post by caveman on Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:11 pm

Don't be daft, he wouldn't have seen it as it was under the straw!

Flukey shot... Smile
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Re: Another hobby

Post by lwt big cheese on Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:16 am

Rolling Eyes
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Re: Another hobby

Post by caveman on Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:12 pm

Maybe it's 'cos he's a Bishop? Cool
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Re: Another hobby

Post by lwt big cheese on Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:02 am

You have Bishop shooting mice?
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Re: Another hobby

Post by caveman on Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:08 pm

Nah, 'twas a Bishop in't Mormon church that accidently shot the moose that he didn't know was hiding under the straw in't field...phew.
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Re: Another hobby

Post by lwt big cheese on Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:09 am

Will he go to hell?
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Re: Another hobby

Post by caveman on Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:49 pm

Fuck knows, he doesn't think so though....ain't that the way eh.
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Re: Another hobby

Post by lwt big cheese on Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:22 am

I bet he does.
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Re: Another hobby

Post by caveman on Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:02 am

Where'd you go ya big beardy bastard?
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Re: Another hobby

Post by caveman on Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:04 am

Huv ye ate aw ra cheese an snuffed it? Very Happy
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Re: Another hobby

Post by Bill (the boss) on Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:19 am

Cheese is taking a bit of time out to work on his bike and look for anther job.

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Re: Another hobby

Post by caveman on Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:05 am

Aw bugger! Sorry big beardy bastard I'm so fucking insensitive sometimes.... Sad
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Re: Another hobby

Post by lwt big cheese on Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:30 am

Oi.

I'm here!
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