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Morning fellow old person

Post by caveman on Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:43 pm

Hi Al, how's you?
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by Alan H on Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:52 pm

Creaking a bit, but otherwise fine.
Getting ready to 'pop' up to Oban for the weekend for some diving, hopefully there will be a heat wave as well as the other kind!
Coming up to Fort William next month as well so I'll have to make sure me passport is up to date!

Remember that getting old is better than the alternative and us oldies have so much to give the young 'uns (usually abuse or a good slap behind the forehead!)
Have you accepted being one of the old fart gang yet?
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by lwt big cheese on Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:18 am

He's smelt like an old fart for ages.
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by caveman on Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:31 pm

Says the stinky cheesy bastard.

Al, I'm gradually coming to accept it, but I think that's really down to the 'presents' I've received - why does every cunt buy me whisky or baccy? Hic, hic....cough, choke, splutter.....

The bastards want me dead so they can root about in my drawers for my money!

Not my underpants, that be fucking suicide for anyone stupid enough to try.

Hey Cheesy, d'ya wanna sniff ma wullie? Laughing
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by Alan H on Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:02 am

Strange that Ray, I don't use the weedy stuff so everyone bought me whisky or whiskey. Still wading through it although I have killed several bottles since August!
Of course, if you feel that by not drinking your presents, you will live longer, I'll be happy to try to have your heart attack for you by helping with the bottled stuff (so long as it's decent single malts - none of the cheap shite, if you don't mind.)
We'll have to compare pressies, I'll check the cupboard when I get home.
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by lwt big cheese on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:07 pm

Thanks for the offer Ray. But no thanks.
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by Alan H on Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:14 pm

Call yourself a man of the world Cheesey?
Are you a man or a mouse?






















Fuckin' squeek!!!! Laughing
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by motocuz on Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:59 pm

gettin older sux,can make ya grumpy or eccstatic.then theres the ever popular innebriation.that helps some.gunsa make it toloerable.but good lord knows i hope i never have to fire a shot in anger
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by Alan H on Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:17 am

Getting older is better than the alternative.
I was well inebriated last night - good job I'm not driving today FFS!!!
If you fire a shot in anger when you're away from home, don't wipe your cock on the curtains. For some reason they don't appreciate that.
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by rattleshake on Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:32 am

heya, old fellas.


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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by Alan H on Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:43 am

Yoofrickinhoo!
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by motocuz on Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:24 pm

good morning! i feel as spry as a buck in first season. the fine smell of estrus in the air,the pretty sky of blue.the sunshine kisses the morning dew, the dew it kisses the green green grass,the clouds they kiss the sky of blue,and you my friend can kiss my..... what was we talkin 'bout?
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by motocuz on Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:25 pm

my back hurts
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by lwt big cheese on Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:54 pm

Had to laugh at the weekend.

Went to the local transport caff for breakfast.

There were a couple of dozen bikes there. Mainly piloted by portly gentlemen with grey hair.

I said to a mate, "Bloody hell this place is full of old men!" Then realised we all had grey hair too so just had to add "Like Us" and laughed like a drain!


You had to be there...
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by caveman on Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:56 pm

I've got some grey hairs on my napper but certainly don't have grey hair!

I know, I know, don't you just hate smug old hairy bastards that boast about stuff like that?

Me too. (laughing like a drain)

You had to be here Cheesy! Wink
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Re: Morning fellow old person

Post by lwt big cheese on Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:42 pm

I wish.
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