You dirty rat!

According to wee Jimmy Cagney of movie fame. Well, I just 'sorted' a wee dirty rat last night.

Fuck! I forgot how stupid this site is for posting pics.

Bugger, I'll have to upload my pics to photothingybob and then download them back to here.

I'm just a drunken twat.

But I'm happy....... At least for now, let's face it that's all that really matters.

I'm loving the mega long time edit function on here, so many sites restrict to ten fucking minutes!

Pricks.

Hmm, I'll have to have a look at at that

Fuck off Bill, I like it as it is.

Please, Sir Bill.... Grovel, grovel, grovel.

I shall consider your request.......OK serf, for 50 bags of Gold (not that Welsh stuff either) I shall leave it as it is

caveman wrote:According to wee Jimmy Cagney of movie fame. Well, I just 'sorted' a wee dirty rat last night.

You not having any vegies with that?

If I was starving I would but I'm not so I shan't.

How many rats do you have in the garden/house etc?

He told you in the first post.



Dirty. That was the first so another 29 to go.

Nane....now. Bugger.

But I'm trying to encourage other wee bastards in to steal my birds grub - then I can shoot the...........buggers.

Am I a sick fecker?

I hate killing any living thing.

Every time I do so, I apologize to the wee beastie and do a sort of primitive prayer - not that fucking god or jesus shite type fake prayer.....Cunts!

Just a nice wee poem, thanking it for letting me kill it sort of thing.

I know what you're thinking but that's girly thinking so don't fucking go there OK?

Please don't start me on girly fucking shite.

Ok, sweetie. Is yer jam rag in position?

caveman wrote:I hate killing any living thing.

I know what you're thinking but that's girly thinking so don't fucking go there OK?

Please don't start me on girly fucking shite.

Personally Cavey, I respect you for that, I used to shoot, go hunting with the Quantock stag hounds, bla bla bla, then I had a mental breakdown and came out the other side not wanting to hurt anything, or anybody (with some human exceptions.)

I, like you, realise that sometimes it's necessary, but it has to be quick, and you should always respect your victim,........ ALWAYS.

Then eat it. So make sure you only shoot stuff that tastes nice.

Used to do rabbit control but you couldn't give them away. My wife and kids weren't too keen on eating them so it was up to me and my ferrets, we ate what we could but most were left for the foxes and buzzards - I was very fuckin popular with the gamekeeper!

I love wild rabbit, the best white meat there is and so tasty.