Still too cold

Had it.

But the three local lpg places no longer do it and the lpg conversion place no longer does it and has changed to sMART CAR ACCESSORIES!!!!

The Rangie did 125- 145 miles betewwn fill ups. With my new contract that wwould mean two fills in three days!

My "new" car does 550 miles between (diesel) fill ups. and 50 mpg compared to 15!

lwt big cheese wrote:Had it.
But the three local lpg places no longer do it and the lpg conversion place no longer does it and has changed to sMART CAR ACCESSORIES!!! !

Do they have problems with their caps lock as well?

lwt big cheese wrote:
The Rangie did 125- 145 miles betewwn fill ups. With my new contract that wwould mean two fills in three days!

That’s a lot of miles in a eurobox. Doe the ‘sMART’ people have probs with the ‘W’ key as well or is that a bad stutter?

lwt big cheese wrote:
My "new" car does 550 miles between (diesel) fill ups. and 50 mpg compared to 15!

Unfortunately, that seems to be the way nowadays. But locally I have 6 LPG garages within about 5 miles, so getting filled up is easy. I had the conversion done in Thirsk – over an hour away, because their work is brill. I’ve had a service after 70000 miles and new LPG injector solenoid seats at 82000 otherwise no work done at all, so well pleased.
I get about 21mpg running round, up to 29 on a run and 16 towing the caravan, so pleased with that as it’s less than half price of diestuff. Multiply by 2 to give £ equivalent with that stinky tractor juice.

Glad you found a new job BTW, even if it’s not what you want/like/enjoy.

Doe the ‘sMART’ people have probs with the ‘W’ key as well or is that a bad stutter?

Doe a deer?

It's plural for 'do'. Don't you know ANYTHING darn sarf?

Went down last weekend as well. Nice & warm again.
Going next weekend for two nights. Lots of beer & whisky and recorded telly. Lovely, phone off too with any luck then Lanzagrotty for a week.
Sod this reality, I'll stick to planet Alan.

Quite fur king right Al.... enjoy it while you can cos we're a long time curnting dead!

I'm really trying not to swear, it's like smoking, eating real juicy meat and drinking these days , it's going out of fashion like a dose of the pox!

I hope all the future 'enlightened' insipid fannies have the same balls our forebears had in dying in the futile attempt trying to preserve and protect our freedoms from the unenlightened vicious bastards that seem so determined to rip them away from us.

I don't really care anymore. There's an old saying that goes summat like "let the devil take the hindmost" I suppose that could refer to old farts like me that are just too lazy or tired and can't be bothered to run any longer.

Sobeit.

I sincerely hope the enlightened ones enjoy the petty freedoms they fought long and hard for before dying a violent and bloody death in the very near future when others don't quite agree with their petty little dogmas and kill them either for their possessions, for fun or just to eat them as food.

If I could laugh when I'm dead at those fools I would laugh very long and very loud.

Here speaketh cavey the disgruntled old bastard.

R.I.P. Commonsense, it was fucking brilliant while it lasted.

Can you hear me laughing? I'm not dead yet, I'm only testing!

Dunno about the devil taking the hidmost, if he comes for me anytime soon, he'll get a kick in the bollocks as will anyone else that wants what'sw mine.
Most of the time I feel similar - that I can't be bothered to run any more, but as I said above......
Wonder if I can get a swordstick while I'm in Lanzagrotty for when I can pretend to be old?

Ooh, if you can, could you get me one too Al? Buddy, friend, pal and all that shite genuwine pally stuff!

No, Cos people like you shouldn't play with sharp, sticky, pointy things.

Why? Are you afraid?

Fraid? WTFs a fraid FFS?

Of the sharp pointy things on my head of course...

I thought you were acting the goat.

Cunt.

Oh, acting the cunt. Riiiigggghhhhttttt!