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Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:40 am

And it takes one to know one!

He lives in the middle of a field surrounded by fucking cheeping birdies, pecking fuck out of the stale crumbs he chucks out the door.

Best security camera monitor I've ever seen!!!

How did you go on with the teabags Ray? Did you have to cut them in half because they were too strong? Laughing
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:12 pm

Shit, I hope those strong Yorkshire tea bags I took haven't knacked him!!!
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by lwt big cheese on Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:54 am

You've seen him?

He exists!!!
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:26 am

Well, he did yesterday morning. Then I gave him some Yorkshire tea bags. I TOLD him to cut the fuckers in half as they are very strong.
Maybe one got tangled in his whiskers?
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by caveman on Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:13 am

Fuck me Al I had to use 3 of those tea bags for a decent cuppa!

Maybe them Yorkshire folk ain't as hard as they think they are eh? Laughing
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Post by caveman on Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:17 am

Oh, and by the way I'll have you know that my 'birdies' get only the best micro grained wholemeal brown bread... Cos it's fucking foul! Rolling Eyes
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by caveman on Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:20 am

lwt big cheese wrote:You've seen him?

He exists!!!


Of course I exist you plonker - did you think I was Scotch mist? Cool
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Post by caveman on Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:23 am

T'was a real pleasure to meet you Al, and thanks for taking the time to drop in you made an old hermit's day. Very Happy
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Post by Alan H on Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:00 am

The pleasure was all yours.
I'll put you down as another member of my fan club. Wink
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Post by dungbeetle on Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:25 pm

That's two of us then Al. Laughing
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:37 am

Cheeseys a member - he just hasn't realised it yet!
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Bill (the boss) on Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:57 pm

Do we get T Shirts?

Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:25 pm

Yes, from rent-a-tent.
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by caveman on Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:20 am

dungbeetle wrote:That's two of us then Al. Laughing
Only you left now Darryl... His tea was fucking shite and he never brought me a bottle of whisky! Crying or Very sad

I cried for days, so I did. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad A week in fact going by my smilies. Embarassed
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:25 am

Week or weak?

Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:37 am

Two week would be a fortnight wunnit?

Oi yer Scotch git - they were free, so stop complaining. Razz
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Post by caveman on Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:32 pm

Bill (the boss) wrote:Week or weak?
Both, weak tea bags, and a week crying cos the bastard didnae fetch me a boattle o' the amber nectar!
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:44 pm

The shop wouldn't sell me any before 10am to stop all you alkies getting pished before breakfast! If that's what Scottish law is all about, you need to make some changes when devolution happens!!
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by caveman on Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:20 pm

Alan H wrote:Two week would be a fortnight wunnit?
Very fucking droll Al (against my better judgement I sniggered, Mr snigger needs a swift kick in the baws) ouch!
Alan H wrote:Oi yer Scotch git - they were free, so stop complaining. Razz
Scots git or Scottish git I don't mind at all but Scotch git rattles my fucking cage cos you're just rubbing it in that you didn't fucking bring me any!

Free? free? Oi, wait a minute there Jimmy, didn't you find the £20 note I slipped into your pocket? Oh fuck, it's probably been either secreted away by your missus or washed down the drain! Or maybe you're taking the pish and it's still up your arse crack where you told me you always hide your emergency money when going downtown? Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:02 pm

caveman wrote:Scots git or Scottish git I don't mind at all but Scotch git rattles my fucking cage
It rattles all the Haggis munchers cages, that's why I did it!
You should notice that I normally use the proper words though, cos I'm nice, me!

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Free? free? Oi, wait a minute there Jimmy, didn't you find the £20 note I slipped into your pocket? Oh fuck, it's probably been either secreted away by your missus or washed down the drain! Or maybe you're taking the pish and it's still up your arse crack where you told me you always hide your emergency money when going downtown? Laughing Laughing Laughing
It was a peice of notebook with a number '20' scrawled on it in crayon, yer tight git!
Who's fuckin Jimmy anyway? Not that imaginary crumb chucker you have is it?
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by caveman on Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:32 pm

Whit's a peice? Is that Yorkuntshire for a dod of bread?

I'm nearly choking here Al, laughing at ma ain fuckin crap jokes! Laughing

Yours are also brilliantly crap.... and that's making me laugh even more! Razz Razz Razz Oh fuck, I might fucking snuff it tonight! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:51 pm

Don't do that yer aud twat, there's mair mileage tae come yet the noo!
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by caveman on Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:58 pm

Oh fuck, I'm still sniggering....
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by Alan H on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:48 pm

That's a wrong word. Use snegroing instead.
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Re: Cavey is an auld Git!

Post by caveman on Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:21 am

Fuck off, prick.
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