Cavey is an auld Git!

Two week would be a fortnight wunnit?

Oi yer Scotch git - they were free, so stop complaining.

Bill (the boss) wrote:Week or weak?

Both, weak tea bags, and a week crying cos the bastard didnae fetch me a boattle o' the amber nectar!

The shop wouldn't sell me any before 10am to stop all you alkies getting pished before breakfast! If that's what Scottish law is all about, you need to make some changes when devolution happens!!

Alan H wrote:Two week would be a fortnight wunnit?

Very fucking droll Al (against my better judgement I sniggered, Mr snigger needs a swift kick in the baws) ouch!

Alan H wrote:Oi yer Scotch git - they were free, so stop complaining.

Scots git or Scottish git I don't mind at all but Scotch git rattles my fucking cage cos you're just rubbing it in that you didn't fucking bring me any!

Free? free? Oi, wait a minute there Jimmy, didn't you find the £20 note I slipped into your pocket? Oh fuck, it's probably been either secreted away by your missus or washed down the drain! Or maybe you're taking the pish and it's still up your arse crack where you told me you always hide your emergency money when going downtown?

caveman wrote:Scots git or Scottish git I don't mind at all but Scotch git rattles my fucking cage

It rattles all the Haggis munchers cages, that's why I did it!
You should notice that I normally use the proper words though, cos I'm nice, me!

caveman wrote:
Free? free? Oi, wait a minute there Jimmy, didn't you find the £20 note I slipped into your pocket? Oh fuck, it's probably been either secreted away by your missus or washed down the drain! Or maybe you're taking the pish and it's still up your arse crack where you told me you always hide your emergency money when going downtown?

It was a peice of notebook with a number '20' scrawled on it in crayon, yer tight git!
Who's fuckin Jimmy anyway? Not that imaginary crumb chucker you have is it?

Whit's a peice? Is that Yorkuntshire for a dod of bread?

I'm nearly choking here Al, laughing at ma ain fuckin crap jokes!

Yours are also brilliantly crap.... and that's making me laugh even more! Oh fuck, I might fucking snuff it tonight!

Don't do that yer aud twat, there's mair mileage tae come yet the noo!

Oh fuck, I'm still sniggering....

That's a wrong word. Use snegroing instead.

Fuck off, prick.

OooooHHHHH!

Caveys got the rag on! Caveys got the rag on!

I just thought it would go down well Al and cheer me up...

Fuckin wanker.

See, I'm laughing!