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Currently in
by Alan H Wed May 30, 2012 6:42 pm
Dunoon, but unfortunately for me (fortunate for Ray 
) it's too far to nip over for a brew. maybe a bit closer next time!
) it's too far to nip over for a brew. maybe a bit closer next time!
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Re: Currently in
by caveman Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:06 am
Phew!
I gather that's why you're moaning about the 'wee cunts' ?
Snigger.....
I gather that's why you're moaning about the 'wee cunts' ?
Snigger.....
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:11 am
Phuket. Cape Panwa hotel. Pissing down, but the rain's warm and beer cold!!!
HERE (clicky)
Yup, I get about somewhat!
HERE (clicky)
Yup, I get about somewhat!
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Re: Currently in
by lwt big cheese Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:55 am
Looks shit. Should have gone to Southend.
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:08 am
Naaah, they all talk strange there. And they're mostly fakkin cockernees.
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:33 pm
Stopped raining most of the time (it IS the rainy season) and it's been nice & sunshiney. Sea temp 31 degrees, better than it was 15 miles off Hornsea a fortnight ago...........
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:24 pm
Changi Airport, Singapore on me way home. Too fekkin hot here - 37 in the shade this morning on top of HERE
Impressive view!!!!
Impressive view!!!!
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:17 pm
Our house. Back to reality - or thereabouts.
I'll try and get some bike pics posted in the next few days when I've sorted all me holiday photies out.
I'll try and get some bike pics posted in the next few days when I've sorted all me holiday photies out.
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:51 pm
Not at all. T'interweb was very expensive in Singapore so I chalked fuck on that.
Not very convenient in Cape Panwa as it meant either sitting in very bright and hot sun on the patio, or going down to the Roundhouse - a walk of at least 30 yards. I must sort out t'interweb logging in on me new Galaxy Note thingy then I can get BBC wherever I am.
Not very convenient in Cape Panwa as it meant either sitting in very bright and hot sun on the patio, or going down to the Roundhouse - a walk of at least 30 yards. I must sort out t'interweb logging in on me new Galaxy Note thingy then I can get BBC wherever I am.
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:25 pm
No, I won't (yer scotch twat!)
How are yer anyways yer owd nickynockynackynoo?
How are yer anyways yer owd nickynockynackynoo?
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Re: Currently in
by caveman Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:07 am
Fucking shite as usual Al. 
I'm trying to fucking top myself by strangling myself with my wife's sexy knickers, but for the fucking life of me I just can't seem to get the bastarding things over my head without them squashing my fucking balls?
Life's a cunt innit!
I'm trying to fucking top myself by strangling myself with my wife's sexy knickers, but for the fucking life of me I just can't seem to get the bastarding things over my head without them squashing my fucking balls?
Life's a cunt innit!
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:19 pm
Sounds like you've got them inside out yer daft owd sod! (Knickers, not balls!!)
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Re: Currently in
by Jem Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:37 pm
Hello Ray ya old sewer monkey I am still as fucking miserable as ever and 4 cans of fosters worse off but hope you are OK mate
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Re: Currently in
by caveman Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:55 am
I reckon yer right auld yin! A man of experience eh?Alan H wrote:Sounds like you've got them inside out yer daft owd sod! (Knickers, not balls!!)
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Re: Currently in
by caveman Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:11 am
Nice to hear from you again Jem, you miserable old bastard!
I'll need to start my bollocking stories again just to cheer you depressing cunts up a fucking bit.
I was just saying to Bob (in house joke), about watching the Roe Deer on my remote camera - it's almost rutting season for them so I'm hoping to catch some rampant shagging action fairly soon, desperate old bastard or what.
I'll need to start my bollocking stories again just to cheer you depressing cunts up a fucking bit.
I was just saying to Bob (in house joke), about watching the Roe Deer on my remote camera - it's almost rutting season for them so I'm hoping to catch some rampant shagging action fairly soon, desperate old bastard or what.
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:58 pm
The Royal pub, Stromness in the Orkneys.
Scuba-ing on the sunken german fleet from 1919. It's a tad rusty in case you wondered.
Scuba-ing on the sunken german fleet from 1919. It's a tad rusty in case you wondered.
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Re: Currently in
by JSG Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:06 am
Currently in Delhi again - working not enjoying myself and spotting Royal Enfields amongst the thousands of Honda Hero 125 people carriers ...
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Re: Currently in
by Bill (the boss) Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:07 pm
Cheese might want you to bring back some spares for him.
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:13 pm
Bill (the boss) wrote:Pics?
You ever done Scapa?
Yep. This is the third time. 1995, 1997 and now. Currently in the pub again, predictable if nuthin' else!........
Last days diving tomorrow, Kronprinz Wilhelm & Koln.
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Re: Currently in
by Alan H Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:05 pm
Back home again - off to Castleton with Lynn in the caravan tomorrow.
She's having a few days there while I recharge me batteries at home (some of the time).
She's having a few days there while I recharge me batteries at home (some of the time).
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