So what would you REALLY ride?

if money was no object.

Not sure of the longevity of their bikes, but after seeing some of the supermotos at a local kart circuit last year, I reckon I could really frighten myself on a KTM.
Not sure of the longevity of my licence or even me, if I got one though. The reactions have slowed a bit since I rode regularly when I was a lad!

I cant really answer that as the bikes I would like changes with whatever mood I am in and at some point in time I have either ridden or owned those on my wishlist.

But the best all rounder I have ever had was a GT500 Suzuki Titan.

Must admit I always liked them - I keep looking on ebay for a cheapie, but they don't come up THAT cheap!

Started off as the Cobra, and someone originally said that the only sound you could hear at 100mph was the noise of the air going in through the breather hole in the fuel tank cap.
A mate of mine bought the 4 leading shoe set up off my GT550 when I fitted a single disc set up and it improved his GT500's braking capacity no end. The disc kit was so shite that I swapped it for my mates 4ls (from another 550) to put mine back to standard except for the Ferodo green linings.

I really fancy one of them Ural side car outfits. Lack of performance doesn't bother me at all, and I think it would be great with the misses in the side car doing her Olive impression.

I didn't know that popeye had a combo.

A nice medium sized wummin, as I'm fair scunner'd and totally knacker'd wi' choking my chicken!

Oops, you meant real metal type bike thingies!?

Yes you old perv. It's a bike forum not a wanking emporium!

Just full of wankers.