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Big sleepy byes

Post by caveman on Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:53 pm

Well chaps (and fecking chapess cunts) I reckon this winter may well be our time to shuffle off said mortal whatsit.

I've been wracking my puny brain whilst 'massaging' my humungous knob how to do the deadly deed...s'not easy over-riding a massive cock protecting instinct.

I think I've found the answer, maybe.

The answer lies in the garden of life...good old 'mother nature' never lets us down does she.  Rolling Eyes
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:27 am

That said Ray, where there is life there is hope, or some sort of shit.

Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Post by caveman on Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:14 pm

Aye, yer right ya auldish baldy bastard! Laughing 

I guess too much maudlin can rot the brain and watching the fucking telly doesn't help much either!
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:03 am

Go out and shoot stuff! We now have no more rats and one less chicken!

Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Post by lwt big cheese on Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:26 am

Must be rats to shoot. Especially with your eye sight!
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Post by Alan H on Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:39 am

Garden of life? Shuffle off the mortal wotsit?
G'wan yer daft owd bawk, yer gonna bury yersel in the haggis patch!!!!

How the hell are you going to fill the hole in with you in the bottom?
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:41 am

He's got a hole in his bottom? Must be a scots thing.

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Post by caveman on Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:39 am

Al, I'm a mechanical genius I'd just use weights and balances...easy peasy. Very Happy 
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Post by Alan H on Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:12 pm

You forget I've seen you walking. Your balance is shite!!!!
Of course you could be a fat cunt now, so it might be OK - weight and (try to) balance!!! Very Happy Very Happy 
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