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Hey fannies

Post by caveman on Sat Jan 02, 2016 3:28 am

Am I still allowed on here with all you…old, 'special' folks?

Don't worry, I'll be losing my feet soon!

Fecking fannies…am I still allowed to say that?

Hope you don't mind a returning knob end returning.

Ray
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Sun Jan 03, 2016 12:48 am

Hello Cavey, how are the pair of you??

Of course you are welcome here, mainly me on my own these days, checking in every day to see what is happening, the answer to that is uaually fuck all.

Good to 'see' you.

Bill.

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Post by Jem on Tue Mar 08, 2016 4:18 pm

Cavey!!! you old cunt, I miss you like fuck man.

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Post by Bill (the boss) on Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:57 pm

Jem? Jem?? Bloody hell, hello Jem!

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Post by Alan H on Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:42 am

Hello you ancient Scotch git. How's the sporran dangling nowadays?
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:30 pm

He hates you Alan, so does Jem

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Post by Alan H on Thu Mar 24, 2016 4:50 am

They'll gerroverit!
Wish some bugger else would post though!
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Post by Jem on Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:53 pm

Wankers!!!! I am still here, well just about.

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Post by Jem on Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:55 pm

I aint got a fuckin bike anymore coz I got poxy heart trouble and taking anticoagulant drugs for the rest of me chuff.

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Post by Bill (the boss) on Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:47 am

You can still ride a bike though. I am on warfarin for the he rest of mine as well, still riding.

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Post by Jem on Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:17 am

Well I didn't use the thing nearly as much as it deserved so I sold it

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Post by Jem on Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:17 am

Heard anything from Cavey?

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Post by Bill (the boss) on Mon Jul 18, 2016 3:18 am

Earlier this year I phoned him for a chat. Annie is still alive, so is Ray.

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Post by Jem on Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:14 pm

Life is so cruel to some good people like ray and Annie, and good to those that don't deserve it. stating the obvious I know.

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Post by Bill (the boss) on Tue Jul 26, 2016 3:57 am

That's why it's good for me.

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Re: Hey fannies

Post by caveman on Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:28 am

Hi fuckwits! I'm still alive…bugger. So's my darling wee wife.

Nice to hear from thon auld sewer thingy called Jem, how's Jean? You shagged her again yet?

Bill, how's Mandy and the window lickers?

Alan, are ye deid yet?

Tis nice to speak to you fannies again. I'll try and get on here more often and rip the pish oot ye's again.
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Post by Jem on Sun Aug 07, 2016 2:56 pm

Cavey you old git, Jean is fine mate, be good to see ya back here from time to time

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Post by Alan H on Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:41 am

Took me a couple of days to check, but I don't think I'm dead yet Ray!
Good to hear you're still about, hope Anne has shown some improvement mate.
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:09 pm

Hello Raymond. We have just moved to parts anew, smaller gaff but right on the edge os a smaller village, little village called Winsham in Somerset.

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Post by Jem on Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:47 pm

Cavey!! where the fuck are you?

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