Boats. No I don't want

a section for them, but I do like boats.
When I can I go diving and although I can't see it happening, I would like a boat of my own.
One of the other lads in the dive club has a nice 5.8 metre Humber RIB with a Hoda 90hp outboard on and that's nice, but I would like a bit more comfort and oomph on the one I won't get! Summink like thesebelow. Maybe not practical and certainly not cheap to run, but I keep buying the lottery tickets and one day.....................

I wouldn't mind going diving but I can't swin and I'm told you can't do one without the other, which seems a bit stupid to me, surely if you've got a bottle on your back and fins on your feet why the fuck do you need to be able to swim !!!!

Confidence in t'watter mainly!

The water don't scare me Al, I just can't swin on the top of it, as I bend my neck so my head comes out my back goes down.

I can swin perfectly under water, but only till my breath runs out.

I've even done the adult swinning lessons on 2 seperate occasions, once at crystal palace and once at minehead splash, but I still can't grasp it, Der.

Strange, fat usually floats. I've never heard of a whale that couldn't swim.
WFM, we all learn, my flabber is well and truly gasted. And that's a first!

FAT, WHALE, CANT SWIM ??? no no, it's me that can't swin, not you, silly boy !!!

Here's me doing a wavy thing at about 20 metres depth. Not much chance of being attacked by an amorous marine leviathan methinx!

Looks like Jimmy Cranky.

How far ooop north are you?

In the picture? Far south and a long way east as well - Racha Koi reef in Thailand.
If you mean at home, Wombwell near Barnsley.
Kettle will be on for hot drinks at reasonable prices if you call anytime!

Glass of council pop is much cheaper and prolly strong enough for the typical SSSD.

Why have you a bullet hole in your chest?

Underwater bandits on a motor pike and side carp.

The shot bounced off tho' cos I is rufty tufty.

thinking about building this from the free plans...

http://www.svensons.com/boat/?p=HydroPlanes/minimax



looks like a fun way of killing my self, must keep an eye out for fishing lines and geese

Stick a R1 or 'Busa motor on it, be loads of fun!