Has Cheesey got Cavey-itis?

Is he dead or just going a bit mouldy somewhere?

I reckon the stress of all that compression on the Oil leak has muxed his fuddles.

Hope it hasn't kicked him back and done him a mischief. (OooooHHH me balls!)

He is between work, last I heard. I would phone him, but I have lost quite a few phone numbers,derr me.

In that case he should have plenty of time to waste on here.
What sort of a doley is he FFS?!!

I haven't got his number, so I'll not ring him.
Hope the old twat's not too bad anyway.

ill ring my mate a work if its any help. he wont have the number either but its the thought that counts

Whatever it takes. I miss the git!

He lives in Hertfordshire, I know that much.

I think it needs to be narrowed down a tad. Not Hertfordshire or he'd get squashed.

Helloooooooooo

Thanks for the concern. I'm not being a drama queen.

My contract finished in early December. At work I had fuck all to do - so surfing was the ONLY option all day.

When I had no job I spent all day looking and also rebuilding the bike engine.

Luckily I have secured a good contract again, I still have fuck all to do as I have no PC and no net access.

Love and kisses Graham

Rebuilding the bike engine? We told you that skimmed 'ed would fork it up!

That was the re-build!

It's fucking excellent!!!

You can feel the compression when kicking her over now.

Fuck her up, what bollocks. The 500 makes more bhp and has the same bottom end FFS. The only difference is the stud positions.

Yes, that is the new(er) 500 with the new(er) bottom end. It is different to yours G,

BTW, I have lost your phone number, lettuce have it again please.

Nah. Tizzn't. They upgraded it when the 500 came out and had a betgter one.

Yes, but yours was made before the 500 came out.

Bugger off.


Off to look it up....

You dont need, to, I have said, so it is so.

The Motor Cycle did a road test of a 500 Bullet in 1953 and declared it crap.

Yes, but your Indian Enfield wasn't made to 500 spec's.Honest.

It even had the same, poor, brakes it says!

True, oh so very very true. The Indian Brake linings were rumoured to be made from cowshit and Prayers.

Welcome back o' smelly one.

Love you!