Wood'nt it be nice?
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Wood'nt it be nice?
by Alan H Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:12 pm
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, & replies, ‘It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.’
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, & replies, ‘It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.’
Last edited by Alan H on Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:05 pm; edited 2 times in total
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Re: Wood'nt it be nice?
by Alan H Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:05 pm
Ooops! Got it's knickers twisted or summat!
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Re: Wood'nt it be nice?
by caveman Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:13 am
That woodpecker Shounds jusht like Shaun of the Connery! 
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