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Post by caveman Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:01 pm

SHOUT YOUR NAME OUT YA BUNCH OF FUCKING FANNIES!

Sorry for the shouting, but some tits really need waking up 'fore they snuff it whilst shagging the rubber dolly. Laughing

Please consider me as a guitar god from now on. I'll be sliding and bending some serious notes - they'll sound like fucking shite but hey ho, no one's perfect eh! Laughing Laughing

Stop fucking laughing at the back! Crying or Very sad

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Post by pastyman Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:56 pm

PASTYMAN signing in but who are you cause you didnt shout your name out Razz
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Post by Jem Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:12 pm

JEM the sewer monkey as Ray calls me (Ol bastard)

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Post by Bill (the boss) Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:53 am

Bill, hello.
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Post by pastyman Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:34 pm

you didnt shout bill, come on follow the crowd (tut tut)
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Post by Alan H Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:12 pm

FUCK OFF YER SCOTCH GIT!!

Loud enuf?
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Post by caveman Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:26 pm

NAW! YA YORKSHIRE BASTARD!!! I'M KINDA DEAF!!!
Laughing Laughing


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Post by Alan H Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:23 pm

Shouldnae that have been spelled 'deef'?
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Post by caveman Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:37 pm

Aye, but it's only you 'n me that unnerstaun it nat no? Laughing
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Post by Alan H Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:53 pm

nat no?
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Post by caveman Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:07 pm

Aye...
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Post by lwt big cheese Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:21 pm

Aye no!
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Post by caveman Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:49 pm

For the non Glaswegians amongst us "nat no" literally means 'and that you know' or simply 'know what I mean'.

It's a weird Glasgow thing, buggering up all sense of understanding. Laughing





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Post by Alan H Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:51 am

You've got it right, there!

Keep smiling.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:31 am

Bill shouting in
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Post by caveman Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:06 am

I'm smiling a lot more these days Al, fuck knows why really - maybe it's because I've got an indoor cold/wet weather hobby apart from wanking and swallying...At last! Laughing

Oi Bill, there's no need to shout - I got my hearing aid fixed. lol!

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