Is Cheesey dead?

If not WTF is he?
is he coming out to play?

You do know that WTF means what the fuck dont you?

I have a new contract.

I'm now in Kensignton! Nice place - if a little bizarre. Went down a side street last Friday and found a shop selling walking sticks and antique german armour! WTF!

Anyway. I'm having difficulty with the borrowed laptop and the internet connection.

Loads of stuff banned (again) but the blocker is quite sophisticated. I can see most of the Telegraph but not if tit thinks there is any nudity etc.

I'm not getting in until 19:30 now so the evenings are a bit tight.

I'm only on-line now as I've got up early to blag a lift to the station from no.1 daughter as she's passing.

Yes. It's a gardening term. What The Fork.

So WTF is he? Dead, poorly, menstruating or WTF?

Morning Mr. Cheese. that's all I wanted to know, that you're OK. It's pointless taking the piss out of someone if they have passed away.