Is there any cunt oot there?

Don't be shy, ya shite bags!

Not on here a lot Ray, the dust in the corners bothers me

Tis a pity that all the social networking sites destroyed most of the wee forums. I once joined facefuck to see what was the big deal was and legged it after a week. Fuck that shite, in that time I had about 100 odd pokes from total strangers in my email inbox!!!

No thanks, just not for me.

I use faceshite quite a lot, but I'm weird. I think my abrasive nature and my habit of calling a cunt a cunt keeps people away.

Hello

Hello John

Evening all!

Morning

See, some of us still show up nar'n'ageean.

I know some of you are still on orrp - I occasionally visit myself without logging in and posting or replying to posts, though I'd like to - but, I just can't because of the aussie cunt. The old coffin dodging cunt is like a bad smell on the site I reckon.

Even reading his constant inane responses to posts irritates the fuck out of me, if the fanny pegged it tomorrow I'd be back on orrp in a flash.

I've got a fairly accurate 'wanker' detector that can spot a useless spouter of shite by reading between the lines of their posts. I'll not post names, but you know I've 'outed' a few tosspots on orrp before now by expressing my suspicions, hmm, maybe I should do so again?

What do you knobs think?  

Well, you can't mean me cos I've never shited spout and never will! Nice to see you're still about Ray, but if someone irritates you, just ignore 'em. I do.

Do it, put me first though!

What? Ignore you? A bit OTT that innit?

Lots of people seem to find it quite easy!

Well, I've just realised I didn't wish you HBD for last week, so I'll give meself a severe talking to!

Do it, do it now!

Alan H wrote:Well, you can't mean me cos I've never shited spout and never will! Nice to see you're still about Ray, but if someone irritates you, just ignore 'em. I do.

Ahem....who said that?