So what's everyone doing while loadsa people are dying of the lurgy?

Along with fixing my VB I am learning to play the guitar.

I bought myself some more ham radio kit and a new lathe as I mised my old one.

I am practicing my D E and A chords.
They sound different everytime I play them, is it my ears are bad or my fingers?

Ham. Your making me hungry.
Hungry it must be sarnieoclock:

Oooh, is that a pukka pie?

Yep it was a real pie. Pastry with steak and kidney inside it, probably steak and kidney. I somemtimes get a beef and some thing pie, I tend to ask "what's this shit, where the steak and kidney" if I get crap pie.

So a month on, i haven't learnt any more than those 3 chords, to be fair i tend to grab the guitar and go to sleep in front of the telly with it on my knee. I figure it's like books, put them on your knee then go to sleep, you will absorb the knowledge.

Saw a mouse the other day. I opened a cupboard and the fucker was there at head height and I was eye to eye with it. I think it was window shopping in the peanut butter jars.

Mice are OK,I like them.

Got a few mouse traps given to me.They seem real sensitive, arm the things and put it down and it goes off.
But the mouse can eat the peanut butter and not set it off! but put two traps down and the little fucker gets fat enough to set off the second trap.
Only seemed to be the one mouse, the traps were down for a few weeks after that and the peanut butter didn't even get a lick, yep I was very tempted.

I hate peanut butter