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Post by dungbeetle Sun May 15, 2011 9:52 pm

But maybe, just maybe, I was wrong.................
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Post by Bill (the boss) Mon May 16, 2011 7:33 am

That is so funny!!
One of our pullets laid its first egg yesterday, it was a double yolker!
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Post by dungbeetle Mon May 16, 2011 10:29 pm

So what makes a hen a pullet ?

How many and what did you get ? I loikes hens I do, they makes I smile.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Tue May 17, 2011 7:26 am

Age makes a pullet into a hen. We got 3, a Buff Sussex, a Silver Sussex and a Cuckoo Maran.
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Post by lwt big cheese Tue May 17, 2011 9:52 am

When I was a kid and I asked her what was for tea she would say "Bread and pull it."

But I guess the saying is really "Bread and pullet".


Old people FFS!
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Post by dungbeetle Tue May 17, 2011 11:37 pm

Bill (the boss) wrote: Age makes a pullet into a hen.

For Fuck sake Mr Lewsey, this is hard work, WHAT FUCKIN AGE makes a pullet, and is it a hen first and then a pullet, or visa versa ?? ;-)
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Post by lwt big cheese Wed May 18, 2011 7:20 am

Females over a year old are known as hens, and younger females are pullets.

Google is your friend...
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Post by Bill (the boss) Wed May 18, 2011 7:31 am

Like I said age makes a Pullet into a Hen!
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Post by lwt big cheese Wed May 18, 2011 10:57 am

And you're no spring chicken.
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Post by Alan H Wed May 18, 2011 5:35 pm

And that's no Yolk!
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Post by dungbeetle Wed May 18, 2011 8:41 pm

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Females over a year old are known as hens, and younger females are pullets.

I was gonna say " That's interesting, I didn't know that " but By asking the question I guess that's fairly obvious innit. DER.
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Post by lwt big cheese Wed May 18, 2011 8:42 pm

And capons. Do you know what they are.
Clue, fuck all to do with Batman.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Wed May 18, 2011 10:06 pm

Castrated males
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Post by lwt big cheese Thu May 19, 2011 12:18 pm

lwt big cheese wrote:And capons. Do you know what they are.
Clue, fuck all to do with Batman.

Batman is an anagram of Bantam!!!!!!
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Post by Bill (the boss) Thu May 19, 2011 3:43 pm

IF i HAD A CAPON, i WOULD CALL HIM aL
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Post by Bill (the boss) Thu May 19, 2011 3:43 pm

Fucking stupid wanky fucking caps lock!!!!!
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Post by lwt big cheese Fri May 20, 2011 10:27 am

And he could call you Betty.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Wed May 25, 2011 9:04 am

Oh well, all my chooks became fox food last night, so don't matter if they are pullets or hens now.
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Post by lwt big cheese Wed May 25, 2011 9:25 am

'kin ell!!!!


You know you can get ex-battery hens for about 50p each?
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Post by dungbeetle Wed May 25, 2011 10:39 pm

How did the fox get them Bill, they say the night you forget to close the door is the night he comes to lunch.

I'm genuinely sorry to hear about that, don't give up though, we've lost dozens over the years, and Mr Cheese is right, google it, they're in Devon, we've had them before, nice birds, good eggs straight away, when they arrive they look like oven ready birds for a few weeks till their feathers come back, go on, give some a chance.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Thu May 26, 2011 7:06 am

He pushed up the floor to the nesting box. Next time you come round I will show you.
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Post by lwt big cheese Thu May 26, 2011 7:18 am

You'll never get through that!
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Post by Bill (the boss) Thu May 26, 2011 12:25 pm

Dungy might though.
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Post by dungbeetle Sun May 29, 2011 10:25 pm

What, cos Im so slim and flexable. !!
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Post by Bill (the boss) Mon May 30, 2011 8:22 am

Errr, yes, that's it.
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