Wanking!!!
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Bill (the boss)
lwt big cheese
Alan H
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Wanking!!!
That should fit in this section.
Anyone else do it or is it just me?
Anyone else do it or is it just me?
Alan H- Posts : 1566
Join date : 2010-10-24
Age : 72
Location : Republic of South Yorkshire
Re: Wanking!!!
Liar, liar, pants on fire!!!
How come your eyes are so bad then?
How come your eyes are so bad then?
Alan H- Posts : 1566
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Re: Wanking!!!
I can honestly say I have never done it, I can also honestly say that I have never lied.
Bill (the boss)- Posts : 1773
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Location : Somerset U.K.
Re: Wanking!!!
Riiiiiighttttt!
Cheesey. You wanker.
Cheesey. You wanker.
Alan H- Posts : 1566
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Age : 72
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Re: Wanking!!!
Yep, total wanker me. Why not? It costs nothing and hurts no one.
caveman- Posts : 650
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Age : 72
Location : In my hoose, Scotland
Re: Wanking!!!
And you don't need to wipe your cock on the curtains.
Alan H- Posts : 1566
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Re: Wanking!!!
Good point.
caveman- Posts : 650
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Re: Wanking!!!
But it's good to.Alan H wrote:And you don't need to wipe your cock on the curtains.
mellow-fellow- Posts : 42
Join date : 2011-06-19
Re: Wanking!!!
Fucking weirdo!
caveman- Posts : 650
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Re: Wanking!!!
Just 'cos you don't have curtains!
Alan H- Posts : 1566
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Age : 72
Location : Republic of South Yorkshire
Re: Wanking!!!
Yup, we've had a long time to practice being awful and enjoy doing it!!!
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Alan H- Posts : 1566
Join date : 2010-10-24
Age : 72
Location : Republic of South Yorkshire
Re: Wanking!!!
I've got no curtains.
Venetian blinds feel liker cheese grater.
Allegedly.
Venetian blinds feel liker cheese grater.
Allegedly.
lwt big cheese- Posts : 1112
Join date : 2010-10-24
Re: Wanking!!!
rattleshake wrote:sickos!
old people are awful!
Oi Shakey! Don't lump me in with those old curtain cock wiping weirdos!
caveman- Posts : 650
Join date : 2010-10-25
Age : 72
Location : In my hoose, Scotland
Re: Wanking!!!
caveman wrote:
Oi Shakey! Don't lump me in with those old curtain cock wiping weirdos!
alright alright then. old people, except for the gerontojocks, are awful!
rattleshake- Posts : 244
Join date : 2011-09-20
Re: Wanking!!!
Getting older is better than the alternative.
Alan H- Posts : 1566
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Age : 72
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Re: Wanking!!!
Oh, I do, rather expensive ones achully...lwt big cheese wrote:Yeah - he doesn't have curtains!
caveman- Posts : 650
Join date : 2010-10-25
Age : 72
Location : In my hoose, Scotland
Re: Wanking!!!
That's better Shakey.rattleshake wrote:caveman wrote:
Oi Shakey! Don't lump me in with those old curtain cock wiping weirdos!
alright alright then. old people, except for the gerontojocks, are awful!
caveman- Posts : 650
Join date : 2010-10-25
Age : 72
Location : In my hoose, Scotland
Re: Wanking!!!
Snigger...lwt big cheese wrote:They are.
Glad I'm a young 'un.
caveman- Posts : 650
Join date : 2010-10-25
Age : 72
Location : In my hoose, Scotland
Re: Wanking!!!
Upto a point Al, have you seen those sad old buggers in carehomes? Fuck that, I'd rather be deid!Alan H wrote:Getting older is better than the alternative.
caveman- Posts : 650
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Location : In my hoose, Scotland
Re: Wanking!!!
Completely, as against just the neck up?
Alan H- Posts : 1566
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