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Post by Alan H Fri Oct 16, 2015 5:37 pm

Oooo. That smarts. File

I did say 'bugger' which did't help really, thinking about it.

Fortunately, it didn't really hurt, as the bit that sends the 'THAT HURTS' signal was on the floor when the rest of me hand wasn't, so couldn't send its message.
Thank fuck.
Ah well, we don't get any smarter as we gat older - I'm proof with tricks like this.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:14 pm

Chain??
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Post by Alan H Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:20 pm

No. Dropped a (large) girder on it at work.
Fair brought tears to me eyes, it did.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Sun Oct 18, 2015 7:35 am

Ouch, on the other hand, compo?
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Post by Alan H Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:42 am

Nahhh. Back at work the day after.
We'd have been short handed otherwise.........
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Post by Bill (the boss) Sun Oct 18, 2015 4:14 pm

I see what you did there. You nailed that one
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Post by Alan H Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:42 am

It still smarts, but more of a dull throb now.
I understand the NHS thinks that's 'all right' (ish).
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Post by Bill (the boss) Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:19 am

Are you at danger of death? no? Well a lot of people are, those who stood right under that girder.
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Post by Alan H Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:29 pm

It was on the floor so it would have taken a limbo dancer to get under it!
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Post by Bill (the boss) Wed Nov 04, 2015 6:53 am

Hermes and Rastus god bless 'um masser,
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Post by Alan H Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:24 pm

Finger now much better but about 3/8" shorter and the nail has a new nail pushing it off.

Only 12 more days to work (3 a week) until I retire!!
Woofriggin'hoo!!
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Post by Bill (the boss) Sat Nov 28, 2015 8:49 am

I though you would have retired 43 yaes ago
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Post by Alan H Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:33 pm

That was the original plan.
Unfortunately there isn't enough money in prostitution as I didn't like the idea of getting shagged anyway.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:09 am

It only hurts the first 356 times.
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Post by Alan H Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:48 pm

The finger is all healed up with a new nail now, and just aches in the cold weather, but I'm having an Avon PatelloFemoral replacement in a fortnight, so more gory pics may appear!
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Post by Bill (the boss) Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:29 am

Hope it hurts
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Post by Alan H Thu Mar 24, 2016 8:58 am

I've no doubt it will. Shocked

Actually, no it didn't! Razz
So I might be able to go home tomorrow!


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Post by Alan H Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:32 pm

This is/was the entrance hatch for my Avon Patellofemoral Replacement op that I had yesterday.
Up and about today, but it may be a week or several before I go jogging.

Surprising what can be done with a sewing machine nowadays innit?


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Post by Alan H Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:20 am

Physio and see the specialist yesterday. Progress is being made, but obviously not fast enough for my liking.
Basically, I'm more or less banned from the garage for another couple of weeks-ish until I get more movement into the knee joint, so there's lots to do, plenty of time to do it, but I can't get in there!
Bugger.
Anyway, the bandage is now off so I can get some fresh air to it now. Hopefully the neighbours won't mind......
Still chuffin' painful though.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Mon May 23, 2016 5:52 am

Looks a bit ouchy
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Post by Alan H Mon May 23, 2016 8:39 am

It's a bit better now, but still hurty. Not been on the bike for the last 6 weeks as I can't hold too much weight on that leg and if it goes over with me on the bike, it could completely fuck it up.
Hopefully soon though.
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Post by Alan H Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:06 am

Nearly 12 months on and the knee still has 'moments' when it aches, but I've got up to 60 lengths swimming in the pool now, and just been scuba diving in barbados, so it's as good as it will ever be I suppose.
The finger doesn't like the cold as the circulation is bad. Maybe the blood circuits aren't joined up very well.
Roll on summer.
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Post by caveman Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:54 am

Fuck me Al, that's an 'orrible fucking sight put me right off my brekky so it did!

You'll always have circulation problems with an injury you just notice it more on your extremities. Laughing
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Post by Alan H Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:50 pm

It was even more horrible about a second after I did it and I realised what I'd done!

Hopefully no other bits to repair in the future, so I'll just keep the knee working and the finger wrapped up!

Hope you're back in the Hoose OK now and Anne is at least still 'OK' as best as possible mate.
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