Remember Monkeyboy? Our lad Craig...

He's had a bad time of it, with me nearly dying and his Mum being in a care home. Some folks are weak as pish while others have cajonas as big as apples and rise to the occasion (ahem), no apologies for the deliberate pun...but oor lad's got them big time.

Some folks have luck when they're young, some have luck later in life...the real lucky bastards have it since they're born till they die - fuck, I hope they fucking die horribly!

Basically, I'm saying that I wish I was a pigeon.  

No Ray, you shouldn't be a pigeon. You'd only shite on everyone you flew over.
Keep on keeping on old mate. just to pish the government off.