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Post by Alan H Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:29 pm

That should fit in this section.

Anyone else do it or is it just me?
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Post by lwt big cheese Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:03 am

just you
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Post by Alan H Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:20 am

Liar, liar, pants on fire!!!

How come your eyes are so bad then?
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Post by lwt big cheese Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:41 am

Allergic to carrots.
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Post by Bill (the boss) Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:45 am

I can honestly say I have never done it, I can also honestly say that I have never lied.
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Post by Alan H Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:43 pm

Riiiiiighttttt! Rolling Eyes

Cheesey. You wanker. Laughing
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Post by caveman Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:10 am

Yep, total wanker me. Why not? It costs nothing and hurts no one. Very Happy
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Post by Alan H Sun Oct 16, 2011 11:38 am

And you don't need to wipe your cock on the curtains.
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Post by caveman Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:10 am

Good point.
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Post by mellow-fellow Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:03 am

Alan H wrote:And you don't need to wipe your cock on the curtains.
But it's good to.

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Post by caveman Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:24 am

Fucking weirdo!
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Post by Alan H Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:48 am

Just 'cos you don't have curtains!
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Post by rattleshake Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:07 am

sickos!

old people are awful!
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Post by Alan H Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:46 pm

Yup, we've had a long time to practice being awful and enjoy doing it!!!


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Post by lwt big cheese Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:48 pm

I've got no curtains.

Venetian blinds feel liker cheese grater.


Allegedly.
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Post by caveman Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:10 am

rattleshake wrote:sickos!

old people are awful!

Oi Shakey! Don't lump me in with those old curtain cock wiping weirdos!
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Post by lwt big cheese Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:33 am

Yeah - he doesn't have curtains!
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Post by rattleshake Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:50 am

caveman wrote:
Oi Shakey! Don't lump me in with those old curtain cock wiping weirdos!


alright alright then. old people, except for the gerontojocks, are awful!
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Post by lwt big cheese Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:45 pm

They are.

Glad I'm a young 'un.
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Post by Alan H Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:20 pm

Getting older is better than the alternative.
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Post by caveman Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:26 am

lwt big cheese wrote:Yeah - he doesn't have curtains!
Oh, I do, rather expensive ones achully... Cool
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Post by caveman Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:27 am

rattleshake wrote:
caveman wrote:
Oi Shakey! Don't lump me in with those old curtain cock wiping weirdos!


alright alright then. old people, except for the gerontojocks, are awful!
That's better Shakey. Very Happy
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Post by caveman Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:28 am

lwt big cheese wrote:They are.

Glad I'm a young 'un.
Snigger...
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Post by caveman Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:32 am

Alan H wrote:Getting older is better than the alternative.
Upto a point Al, have you seen those sad old buggers in carehomes? Fuck that, I'd rather be deid! Very Happy
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Post by Alan H Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:24 pm

Completely, as against just the neck up?
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