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Post by Alan H on Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:29 pm

That should fit in this section.

Anyone else do it or is it just me?
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Post by lwt big cheese on Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:03 am

just you
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Post by Alan H on Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:20 am

Liar, liar, pants on fire!!!

How come your eyes are so bad then?
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Post by lwt big cheese on Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:41 am

Allergic to carrots.
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Post by Bill (the boss) on Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:45 am

I can honestly say I have never done it, I can also honestly say that I have never lied.

Bollocks I cant stop this!
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Post by Alan H on Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:43 am

Riiiiiighttttt! Rolling Eyes

Cheesey. You wanker. Laughing
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Post by caveman on Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:10 pm

Yep, total wanker me. Why not? It costs nothing and hurts no one. Very Happy
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Post by Alan H on Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:38 am

And you don't need to wipe your cock on the curtains.
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Post by caveman on Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:10 pm

Good point.
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Post by mellow-fellow on Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:03 pm

Alan H wrote:And you don't need to wipe your cock on the curtains.
But it's good to.

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Post by caveman on Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:24 pm

Fucking weirdo!
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Post by Alan H on Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:48 pm

Just 'cos you don't have curtains!
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Post by rattleshake on Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:07 am

sickos!

old people are awful!
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Post by Alan H on Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:46 am

Yup, we've had a long time to practice being awful and enjoy doing it!!!


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Post by lwt big cheese on Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:48 pm

I've got no curtains.

Venetian blinds feel liker cheese grater.


Allegedly.
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Post by caveman on Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:10 pm

rattleshake wrote:sickos!

old people are awful!

Oi Shakey! Don't lump me in with those old curtain cock wiping weirdos!
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Post by lwt big cheese on Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:33 pm

Yeah - he doesn't have curtains!
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Post by rattleshake on Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:50 am

caveman wrote:
Oi Shakey! Don't lump me in with those old curtain cock wiping weirdos!


alright alright then. old people, except for the gerontojocks, are awful!
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Post by lwt big cheese on Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:45 pm

They are.

Glad I'm a young 'un.
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Post by Alan H on Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:20 pm

Getting older is better than the alternative.
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Post by caveman on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:26 pm

lwt big cheese wrote:Yeah - he doesn't have curtains!
Oh, I do, rather expensive ones achully... Cool
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Post by caveman on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:27 pm

rattleshake wrote:
caveman wrote:
Oi Shakey! Don't lump me in with those old curtain cock wiping weirdos!


alright alright then. old people, except for the gerontojocks, are awful!
That's better Shakey. Very Happy
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Post by caveman on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:28 pm

lwt big cheese wrote:They are.

Glad I'm a young 'un.
Snigger...
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Post by caveman on Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:32 pm

Alan H wrote:Getting older is better than the alternative.
Upto a point Al, have you seen those sad old buggers in carehomes? Fuck that, I'd rather be deid! Very Happy
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Post by Alan H on Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:24 am

Completely, as against just the neck up?
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