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Joke thread, starting today!
Had a Bin Laden Latte today,
Fluffy head with two shots.....
Fluffy head with two shots.....
Bill (the boss)- Posts : 1773
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Re: Joke thread, starting today!
Kate Middleton, just after the weding, asked the Queen for advice on a long and happy marriage.
The reply was, "Wear and seat belt. And don't piss me off".
The reply was, "Wear and seat belt. And don't piss me off".
lwt big cheese- Posts : 1112
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Re: Joke thread, starting today!
Even though we both speak the same language, it's amazing how there are
some subtle differences between American-English and proper English, for
example:
They say "sidewalk" we say "pavement"
They say "pants" we say "trousers"
They
say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with
a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers
some subtle differences between American-English and proper English, for
example:
They say "sidewalk" we say "pavement"
They say "pants" we say "trousers"
They
say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with
a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers
Bill (the boss)- Posts : 1773
Join date : 2010-10-24
Age : 63
Location : Somerset U.K.
Re: Joke thread, starting today!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked."
Alan H- Posts : 1566
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