New baby in the house

You'd get blown off and mangled by an artic - probably.

Probably.

Nearly hit a pedestrian at lunchtime whilst out on the push bike. Silly cow walked straight in to the road as she was looking in the other direction at the car coming.

Luckily I was barely moving.

Bill have you thought of this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-15622415

Yes I have actually.

Have you thought of this?:
http://www.britishpathe.com/record.php?id=9775

That is just so cool. Where do I get a spare lion from?

I thought you'd just bought one anmed Akita?

No, the dogs name is Niko and is Malamute Husky crossed with Japanese Akita, hence he is a Makita.

Whatever...

lwt big cheese wrote:Probably.

Nearly hit a pedestrian at lunchtime whilst out on the push bike. Silly cow walked straight in to the road as she was looking in the other direction at the car coming.

Luckily I was barely moving.

You should've just fell off anyway and crushed the silly cow - you might have managed to cop a feel in the entanglement, accidently like!

keep away from korean resturants. they'll serve him up for a feast.

Or Hamilton Accy's (Paki's) I guess we've ate a few dogs and cats over the years.

Who really gives a shite, food is food.

i agree caveman. i've eaten a few opossoms in my day.

I've eaten a few pussys too, Cuz. We must discuss technique on that subject!




Oh, opossums. Sorry.

focus on the clit.

That's the bit that tastes like a prawn right?
(I think the freshwater equivalent would be a Craw-Dad.)

Clit? women have something that gives them pleasure? Never right.

Bill (the boss) wrote:women have something that gives them pleasure?

Aye, a big fat wallet.....

you got that right caveman. sometimes it kinda smells like piss and tuna.

What did fish smell like before women went swimming in the sea?

chicken of the sea